Episodes

  • Which Coach Gets Sacked First + Is Kozzie The New Dusty | Zero Access Footy 06
    Mar 31 2026

    Upsets and controversy aplenty this week, as Behm and Rhys go through the round. We ask what is Port Adelaide ACTUALLY doing?, Melbourne and West Coast shine in shock wins and is Kozzie the new Dusty? Plus, we debate what coaches on the chopping block.


    00:00 Which Coach Gets Sacked First + Is Kozzie The New Dusty | Zero Access Footy 06

    00:20 Footy Tipping Ladder

    01:16 Round 3 Review

    01:18 Geelong v Adelaide

    02:48 Collingwood v GWS

    04:24 St Kilda v Brisbane

    06:52 Fremantle v Richmond

    08:46 North Melbourne v Essendon

    09:40 Coaches On The Chopping Block

    20:14 Shock Win: Port Adelaide v West Coast

    21:01 West Coast Are On

    22:22 What is Port Adelaide ACTUALLY Doing?

    30:00 Carlton v Melbourne

    30:30 Carlton Are Hopeless - Why Can’t They Change?

    32:50 Melbourne Beats True - Is Kozzie The New Dusty?

    37:30 Macca’s Man of the Week - Round 3’s Best Player

    40:10 Macca’s Donkey of the Week - Who Else?

    40:30 Lance Collard Suspended

    41:45 Behmmy’s Tribunal Tasks

    42:00 Tristan Xerri’s Suspension

    44:10 Devon Robertson’s Tackle

    45:02 Round 4 Lightning Preview

    45:21 Brisbane v Collingwood

    47:15 Superclash: North Melbourne v Carlton

    49:34 Adelaide v Fremantle

    51:20 Richmond v Port Adelaide

    52:42 West Coast v Sydney

    54:50 Gold Coast v Melbourne

    55:53 Western Bulldogs v Essendon

    56:52 Hawthorn v Geelong

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    1 hr
  • Essendon To Win The SPOON? + Saints FINALLY Win! | Zero Access Footy 05
    Mar 24 2026

    Byes are in early as a few massive upsets and surprises continue in a shortened Round 2! Behm and Rhys go through the highs and lows of the results of the round; including the Saints FINALLY winning a game (are they back?), North chokes and loses to the Eagles (Northy crashed out) meaning time is up for Clarko, and have the Crows and Bulldogs shown their true colours? Outrage a plently as the AFL admits to losing time during the Giants' close loss, plus debate over whether Essendon's 300+ day losing streak is Brad Scott's wakeup call? Behmmy's Tribunal Tasks is not happy with Scott Pendlebury getting off from a suspension, then we wrap things up by looking ahead to another shortened Round 3 - including the potential Ross v Fagan main card event!


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    00:00 Essendon To Win The SPOON? + Saints FINALLY Win! | Zero Access Footy 05

    01:50 FootyTips Competition

    02:20 Round 2 Review

    03:10 R2: Hawks v Swans

    06:21 R2: Crows v Bulldogs

    09:28 R2: Tigers v Suns

    11:40 R2: Giants v Saints

    15:48 R2: Dockers v Demons

    19:00 R2: Port v Bombers

    21:38 R2: Eagles v North

    27:19 Macca’s Man of the Week

    28:36 Macca’s Donkey of the Week - Brad Scott and Essendon’s Worries: Is This A Wake Up Call?

    34:12 Behmmy’s Tribunal Tasks

    34:35 Pendlebury Gets Off - BTT

    37:42 Tom McCartin Fine & Mabior Chol’s Tackle - BTT

    39:29 Humphrey’s Tackle Charge & Voss’ Taunting - BTT

    41:32 Comben takes on Reid - BTT

    43:12 Round 3 Preview

    43:22 R3: Cats v Crows

    46:19 R3: Magpies v Giants

    49:36 R3: Saints v Brisbane: Ross v Fages

    51:43 R3: Dockers v Tigers

    52:37 R3: Bombers v North

    54:39 R3: Port v Eagles

    56:55 R3: Blues v Demons

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    1 hr
  • New Ruck Rule RUINING The AFL? + Pendlebury's FIRST Suspension! | Zero Access Footy 04
    Mar 17 2026

    Every team was in action as Round 1 finally delivered! Behm and Rhys run their eye over the results of the round; including the dismal 0-2 Saints, the Pies who have no forwards and an insane performance from North against Port! The new ruck rules are on the heater as the guys debate whether they've been a good change yet or not, plus Kane Cornes' strange boundary umpire blowup. Behmmy's Tribunal Tasks takes on Jonty Fall's punishment, Charlie Cameron's really weird decision, and all-round good bloke Scott Pendlebury's first ever suspension goes to the Tribunal. Then we wrap things up by looking ahead to a shortened Round 2, and whether we can ever get a tip right again.


    00:00 New Ruck Rule RUINING The AFL? + Pendlebury's FIRST Suspension! | Zero Access Footy 04

    00:30 Footy Tips Ladder Update

    02:02 Round 1 Review

    02:29 R1: Carlton v Richmond

    06:00 R1: Essendon v Hawthorn

    09:40 R1: Bulldogs v GWS

    11:29 R1: Geelong v Fremantle

    13:53 R1: Sydney v Brisbane

    15:58 R1: Collingwood v Adelaide

    19:18 R1: North v Port

    23:28 R1: Melbourne v Saints

    26:26 R1: Suns v Eagles

    27:36 Macca’s Man of the Week

    29:18 Macca’s Donkey of the Week

    30:39 New Ruck Rules Debate

    36:50 Behmmy’s Tribunal Tasks

    38:28 BTT: Boundary Umpires

    39:50 BTT: Jonty Fall

    40:49 BTT: Charlie Cameron

    41:11 BTT: Pendles' First Ban

    44:37 Round 2 Preview

    45:18 R2: Hawthorn v Sydney

    48:00 R2: Adelaide v Bulldogs

    50:16 R2: Richmond v Suns

    51:58 R2: GWS v Saints

    53:45 R2: Fremantle v Melbourne

    55:24 R2: Port v Essendon

    56:27 R2: Eagles v North

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    59 mins
  • Is Opening Round A Success + Can The Dogs Win The Flag? | Zero Access Footy 03
    Mar 10 2026

    Opening Round has come and gone, as footy season officially begins. With some big winners and losers, Behm and Rhys discuss how good the Dogs can be, the potential disaster incoming for the Hawks the near faultless victory for Nick Daicos' Pies, Daniel Gorringe's big blue, and debate if Opening Round should even exist!


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    00:00 Is Opening Round A Success + Can The Dogs Win The Flag? | Zero Access Footy 03

    00:52 ZAF Tipping Competition

    01:25 Opening Round Review

    01:30 Carlton v Sydney

    05:19 Suns v Geelong

    08:42 GWS v Hawthorn

    12:12 Brisbane v Bulldogs

    16:20 Saints v Collingwood

    21:14 Macca’s Man of the Week

    24:20 Daniel Gorringe - Macca's Donkey of the Week

    27:12 What We Would Change About Opening Round

    34:10 Behm Hates the Tribunal

    36:18 Brisbane’s Bad Boys Learn Their Fate

    41:10 Round 1 Preview

    41:19 Carlton v Richmond

    43:22 Essendon v Hawthorn

    45:50 Bulldogs v GWS

    46:46 Geelong v Fremantle

    49:03 Sydney v Brisbane

    51:08 Collingwood v Adelaide

    52:20 North v Port

    53:49 Melbourne v Saints

    55:14 Suns v Eagles

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    58 mins
  • REDRAFTING the 2020 AFL Draft!
    Mar 7 2026

    The 2020 AFL Draft included some bright stars like Errol Gulden, as well as some sneaky hits including Shannon Neale. Who do you think went too high and who was the biggest steal? The ZAF boys run their eye over the lot and take the first round if it were happening again today! Did they get it wrong?


    00:00 REDRAFTING the 2020 AFL Draft!

    0:38 Picks 1-3

    1:24 Pick 4

    2:13 Pick 5

    3:02 Pick 6

    3:57 Pick 7

    4:40 Pick 8

    5:40 Pick 9

    6:31 Pick 10

    7:23 Pick 11

    7:59 Pick 12

    9:19 Pick 13

    10:13 Pick 14

    10:34 Pick 15

    10:52 Pick 16

    11:34 Pick 17

    11:47 Pick 18

    12:18 Pick 19

    12:42 Pick 20

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    15 mins
  • Our AFL Award Predictions for 2026! + ALL-AUSTRALIAN Team | Zero Access Footy 02
    Mar 3 2026

    With the AFL officially set to start on Thursday night, Behm and Rhys make their way though their final All-Australian and awards predictions, picking their top 3 for the Brownlow, Coleman and Rising Star. Some Bold predictions follow suit, before predicting each Opening Round clash.


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    00:00 Intro

    00:55 ZAF Tipping Competition

    01:35 All-Australian Teams

    02:50 Backs

    07:35 Mids

    15:15 Forwards

    20:00 Bench

    25:57 2026 Award Predictions

    26:06 Brownlow

    30:51 Coleman

    35:24 Rising Star

    41:45 Most Improved

    43:14 Bold Predictions for Season 2026

    50:25 Opening Round Tips

    50:40 Swans v Blues

    52:00 Suns v Cats

    53:05 Giants v Hawks

    54:48 Lions v Bulldogs

    56:44 Saints v Pies

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    1 hr
  • REDRAFTING the 2021 AFL Draft!
    Mar 1 2026

    The 2021 AFL Draft included some bright stars like Sam Lalor, as well as some sneaky hits including Murphy Reid. Who do you think went too high and who was the biggest steal? The ZAF boys run their eye over the lot and take the first round if it were happening again today! Did they get it wrong?


    00:00 REDRAFTING the 2021 AFL Draft!

    00:35 Pick 1

    01:17 Pick 2 + 3

    03:40 Pick 4

    04:56 Pick 5

    06:57 Pick 6

    07:55 Pick 7

    08:05 Pick 8 + 9

    10:24 Pick 10 + 11

    12:12 Pick 12

    13:34 Pick 13

    14:15 Pick 14

    15:10 Pick 15

    16:26 Pick 16

    17:09 Pick 17

    17:56 Pick 18

    18:37 Pick 19

    20:13 Pick 20+

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    22 mins
  • Who is the BEST MIDFIELDER IN THE AFL?
    Feb 28 2026

    Ranking players in their best spots is a difficult task, espiecially when that specific role can be one of the most thankless roles in the league! We look to give our flowers to the best midfielder the AFL has to offer, and rank the best 25 of them! Let us know what you think about our rankings in the comments, and give us some names too! Were we on the money, or way off?


    00:00 Who is the BEST MIDFIELDER in the AFL?

    00:20 Honourable Mentions

    00:49 25th

    02:02 24th

    03:09 23rd

    04:30 22nd

    05:55 21st

    06:56 20th

    08:21 19th

    10:12 18th

    11:20 17th

    12:02 16th

    12:37 15th

    13:57 14th

    15:16 13th

    15:58 12th

    17:40 11th

    18:32 10th

    19:55 9th

    20:50 8th

    22:06 7th

    24:02 6th

    26:19 5th

    27:45 4th

    29:14 3rd

    30:50 2nd

    32:13 1st

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    35 mins