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Many dad joke books out there claim to offer the best in corny humor, but The Bad Dad Joke Book stands out from the rest. This book not only provides a hilarious collection of jokes, but also offers insight into why dads tell dad jokes, and how these corny jokes can be used to connect with other dad joke lovers.

In the rugged Rocky Mountains, even Civil War scars run deep. Grant Carter, a battle-hardened veteran, lives in solitude until he finds a lost boy desperate to reunite with his family. As winter closes in, they must survive the dangers of the land—and the ghosts of their pasts.

California isn’t just a land of sunshine and scenic beauty—it’s a frontline for natural disasters. Survive the Season: California is your year-round preparedness guide for the three biggest threats to life, property, and peace of mind: wildfires, droughts, and floods. Written in clear, practical language, this book walks you through every stage of survival and recovery. Whether you're dealing with an encroaching wildfire, conserving water in a drought-prone community, or preparing for flash floods and atmospheric rivers, this guide has you covered.

The Confiscated Ledger is a modern conspiracy thriller centered on a single unresolved government record—and the man who refuses to let it disappear. Miles Harran is a federal asset recovery contractor. His job is simple: locate misfiled, forgotten, or improperly seized objects and close the record. He doesn’t investigate motives. He doesn’t challenge authority. He finishes paperwork. Until he finds one entry that never closed. A confiscation from 1937 remains marked PENDING—untouched by digitization, reassignment, or official resolution.

When a missing child is found miles from home with no explanation, relief should follow. Instead, doubt does. Laura and Mark Bennett’s son disappears overnight—and returns the same day. Alive. Unharmed. Different. The details don’t line up. The shoes aren’t his. His memories feel rehearsed. And when Mark begins asking the wrong questions, the answers unravel something far more dangerous than a kidnapping. As an outside investigator quietly reviews records and timelines, a devastating possibility emerges: the child who came home may not be the one who left.

Tom Garrison remembers everything. The rain. The headlights. The sound of impact. When a cyclist is killed in a late-night hit-and-run, Tom steps forward as the perfect witness—calm, precise, and certain of every detail. Police praise his clarity. The media calls him a good Samaritan. His testimony helps close the case. But Detective Mara Linwood hears something wrong in Tom’s voice. As inconsistencies surface and buried memories begin to crack, Tom’s carefully ordered reality starts to unravel. Nightmares bleed into waking life.

In the eerie depths of the human psyche lie dormant fears, lurking in the shadows of our subconscious. "Little Nightmares: Fears & Phobias" invites you to delve into the chilling abyss of terror, where the darkness whispers secrets known only to those brave enough to confront their deepest nightmares.

Hello, Welcome to my nightmare. My old name before waking up in a new world was Kevin. Now, my fellow prisoners call me Crow, the guards just call me scum and normally follow it up with some kind of kick, hit, or whip. I was your classic nerdy history substitute teacher. My children have all left home. My wife and I were empty nesters, and I was settling down to a nice peaceful life until a van ran me over when I was taking out the trash. Now, I woke up in a ruined summoning circle. I didnt live up to their desires and was forced into slave labour.

Between 2041 and 2061, a mutant virus called the Crimson Cough infects the brain’s limbic structures, triggering violent behavior and societal collapse. As neurological illness spreads and killing sprees erupt, nuclear holocaust devastates the planet. A few survivors struggle toward the Zenith Ascendent Space Elevator in Mombasa, Kenya — their last hope for escape to the Lunar colony.

Ector Patterson had been suffering from night terrors for several weeks when he is confronted with the knowledge that they weren't nightmares after all. Standing in line in the mass transit system known as Tube Stations, Ector realizes the dreams were so much more, they were prophetic warnings. After witnessing and surviving the catastrophic events that had played out in his mind for weeks, Ector believes he is losing his mind.

Puerto Rico is more than beaches and postcards, it is a centuries-long experiment in survival, rebellion, and rhythm. From the first Taíno villages to the sugar empires, from Spanish fortresses to American bureaucracy, the island has been conquered, taxed, forgotten, and reborn more times than anyone can count. In Rum, Revolution, and Resilience, Jordan Blake Carter uncorks five hundred years of history with equal parts humor and honesty. The result is a portrait of an island that keeps rebuilding itself, through hurricanes, politics, and colonial hangovers without ever losing its flavor.

Reginald T. Fox is the town's resident gravedigger. He's their only gravedigger. But when he gets into an altercation with the Sheriff, he decides to head for the grander location of San Francisco. Reginald is given a job on the cemetery maintenance team which is a big city phrase for gravedigger, by the person in charge of such things - Samuel Seacroft. He is even given his own room in a building designated for city workers.

As the title suggests, The Giant Book of Fascinating Facts, contains a huge list of fascinating and unbelievable facts about the world that we live in. The facts range from the craziest events to the funniest people. The Giant Book of Fascinating Facts is packed with interesting, entertaining, educational and fun things to read. You'll get everything from the weird to the wonderful and from the horrible to the hilarious.

Only in Florida: An eastern diamondback rattlesnake appears in the middle of a crowded downtown nightclub, sending one victim to the emergency room. Maddy Finnegan, single mother and Orlando Police detective, is tasked with figuring out the crime. Days later, the stakes escalate to murder, after several western diamondbacks show up in a local synagogue, one sinking its fangs into the neck of a young worshipper.

The American Civil War, fought from 1861 to 1865, remains one of the most significant conflicts in American history. It erupted as a result of deep-rooted divisions between the Northern states, which favored the abolition of slavery, and the Southern states, which relied heavily on the institution for their agrarian economy.

After an ancient virus is unearthed in an Egyptian tomb by an archaeology grad student, he unwittingly sets it loose in a small Northwestern town. Cats begin acting strange and aggressive, forming packs and roaming the streets after dark, attacking people and dogs. Human victims of these attacks develop vertical pupils as they begin to lose their minds.

Stevie loves to toot, chilly snowy farts. However, most people do not enjoy tooting like he does, and unfortunately for Stevie, his tooting makes him unable to work at all the different jobs that he tries. But maybe there is a way that Stevie can turn his tooting into his biggest advantage rather than a disadvantage? Find out whether Stevie is able to use his tooting skills to his advantage by listening along this classic holiday story for kids!

Zack is going to the Spooky School for Monsters! Follow Zack's hilarious farting story where his constant tooting at Spooky School leaves him feeling embarrassed in front of his friends. But maybe there is a way to turn it into his biggest advantage instead.

Tall Tales from Small Towns are short stories inspired by a life spent in Southwestern Pennsylvania. Some tales are humorous, some heart-breaking, all are full of the rich culture and life-changing events influenced by living in a small slice of America that put its personal stamp on those spawned from some of her lesser-known roots.

Sailors who served aboard one of many L.S.T.s: This book is to hopefully help the world know just what these truly brave young men went through serving aboard their ship during World War Two, and how their brave contributions contributed to the Allies’ triumphs over both the Japanese and Germans during the war. Listen to the book to become aware of their exciting and unbelievable story.