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Spun from Fact
- By: Pansy
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As the title suggests, this story is rooted in true events. In the poignant final chapter, the author reveals that while the major events are factual, many conversations and minor details have been thoughtfully crafted to enhance the narrative. Follow Jeannie Barrett as her childhood faith faces extraordinary trials over two decades, culminating in a sudden health crisis and her father’s financial struggles. It’s a modern-day story reminiscent of a 19th-century Job, highlighting not only her suffering but also the unwavering support and provision she finds in Christ. Jennie Smith’s own ...
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Ester Rieds Namesake
- By: Pansy
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In Ester Rieds Namesake, Esther Ried Randall grapples with the weight of her name and her parents’ lofty expectations. As she navigates the challenges of faith that often feel burdensome, can she uncover the true essence of belief that her namesake, Ester, discovered? Join Esther on her transformative journey in the fifth and final installment of the Ester Ried series, penned by Isabella M. Alden under the charming pseudonym “Pansy.” (Summary written by Tricia G)
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Sevenfold Trouble
- By: Raymond MacDonald Alden Gustavus Rosenberg Alden Grace Livingston Hill Faye Huntington Mrs. C. M. Livingston C. M. Livingston Pansy
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Sevenfold Trouble is a heartfelt exploration of the lives of individuals we hold dear, crafted by a group of close-knit writers. As we shared our thoughts after a long days work, we recognized the misunderstandings that often lead to conflict. One minister noted, They dont understand one another, while Grace suggested that the little girl may be more good-hearted than perceived. Paranete reflected on the boys, asserting theyre not as mean as theyre painted. Our conversations revealed a common truth many struggle under the weight of their own burdens without seeking help. Inspired by these ...
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You Don’t Need a Life Coach, You Need a Lobotomy: A Brutally Honest Guide to Fixing Your Pathetic Existence
- Ruin Your Life Now, Book 25
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 23 mins
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This book won't change your life—because you're the only one who can do that, and let's be honest, you probably won't. But it will make you laugh, cringe in recognition, and maybe—just maybe—inspire you to stop blaming the universe for your problems and start making actual changes.
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You Don’t Need a Life Coach, You Need a Lobotomy: A Brutally Honest Guide to Fixing Your Pathetic Existence
- Ruin Your Life Now, Book 25
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 25
- Length: 1 hr and 23 mins
- Release date: 29-05-25
- Language: English
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Maybe I'm the Problem?: How to Second-Guess Yourself into Oblivion and Still Have Time for a Nap
- Ruin Your Life Now
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
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Are you tired of being emotionally stable? Do you wish you could turn every minor interaction into a full-blown existential crisis? Look no further than Maybe I'm the Problem? – the ultimate guide to professional self-gaslighting and strategic overthinking. From the brilliantly neurotic mind of Dicholas Chad Pansy comes a self-help book that will definitely not help you at all. Inside, you’ll learn essential skills like: Turning a simple "Hey" text into a three-day analysis of your entire life. Convincing yourself that your perfectly fine presentation was actually a career-ending disaster.
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Maybe I'm the Problem?: How to Second-Guess Yourself into Oblivion and Still Have Time for a Nap
- Ruin Your Life Now
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 11
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
- Release date: 07-04-25
- Language: English
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Stoicism for the Hopeless: How to Emotionally Flatline Your Way Through Life
- Ruin Your Life Now, Book 16
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
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This is not a self-help book. This is a self-detachment book. If you’re ready to become an unshakable force of calm indifference, to stop letting life stress you out, and to fully embrace the Stoic art of not giving a single damn, this is the book for you.
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Stoicism for the Hopeless: How to Emotionally Flatline Your Way Through Life
- Ruin Your Life Now, Book 16
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 16
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
- Release date: 07-04-25
- Language: English
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Love Me, But from Over There
- A Guide to Keeping People at Arm’s Length (Or Preferably, in Another Time Zone) (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 9)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
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ATTENTION, WALKING RED FLAG: Do you panic when someone texts, “I miss you”? Have you ghosted someone while still liking all their Instagram posts? Does the idea of an actual healthy relationship make you want to jump out of a moving vehicle? CONGRATULATIONS. YOU MAY BE ENTIRELY INCAPABLE OF LOVE. But don’t worry—this book is not here to fix you. Instead, it will celebrate your terrible dating habits with: A step-by-step guide to self-sabotaging any relationship before it gets serious. The “Should I Text Them Back?” flowchart (spoiler: you won’t).
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Love Me, But from Over There
- A Guide to Keeping People at Arm’s Length (Or Preferably, in Another Time Zone) (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 9)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 9
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
- Release date: 04-04-25
- Language: English
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The Bullsh!t Artist’s Handbook - How to Dominate Conversations with Zero Expertise: A Masterclass in Talking Your Way to the Top Without Knowing a Damn Thing
- Ruin Your Life Now
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 21 mins
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If you’ve ever found yourself in a conversation thinking, “I have no idea what I’m talking about”—this book is your salvation. In The Bullsht Artist’s Handbook*, self-proclaimed overthinker and professional nonsense generator Dicholas Chad Pansy offers a brutally honest, wildly practical guide to dominating conversations, debates, meetings, and social events with zero actual knowledge. No degrees, facts, or preparation required—just the audacity to sound like you know what you’re doing.
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The Bullsh!t Artist’s Handbook - How to Dominate Conversations with Zero Expertise: A Masterclass in Talking Your Way to the Top Without Knowing a Damn Thing
- Ruin Your Life Now
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 21
- Length: 1 hr and 21 mins
- Release date: 08-04-25
- Language: English
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Sunshine Factory
- By: Pansy
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Immerse yourself in Sunshine Factory, a delightful collection of seven charming tales by Pansy that are sure to leave a lasting impression! These enchanting stories are perfect for children and a joy for readers of all ages. They promise to evoke smiles, laughter, and even a few heartfelt tears, all while imparting valuable lessons in a delightful and uplifting manner. - Summary by fiddlesticks
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Little Minnie, and Other Stories
- By: Pansy
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Dive into a delightful collection of charming vignettes designed for children, featuring captivating tales that spark imagination and wonder. Each story is accompanied by enchanting illustrations that bring the narratives to life. However, readers may find Section 4, Chinese, an outdated piece that contrasts cultural differences in a way that feels inconsistent with Pansy’s usual tone. Join us for a journey through these whimsical stories that celebrate childhood.
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New Years Tangles and Other Stories
- By: Pansy
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Dive into a delightful collection of 40 short stories penned by Christian author Pansy. Drawn from her beloved childrens magazine, The Pansy (1873–1896), this anthology features a mix of pure fiction, historical tales, and true accounts of significant events. Perfect for readers of all ages, these stories offer a charming glimpse into a bygone era, sure to inspire and entertain. (Summary by TriciaG)
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What They Couldnt- A Home Story
- By: Pansy
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In What They Couldnt- A Home Story, the Cameron family navigates the challenges of social expectations while grappling with their tight finances. They strive to present an illusion of wealth, making a dollar seem like ten to their friends, much to the distress of the overwhelmed father, who fears this façade could lead to their downfall. Meanwhile, the youngest daughter is struggling to find her path, risking moral compromise as she seeks independence. This poignant tale explores the delicate balance between societal acceptance and financial hardship, moral integrity and spiritual guidance, ...
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Three People
- By: Pansy
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On a single fateful day, three boys from vastly different backgrounds embark on their life journeys the indulgently cared-for Pliny Hastings, the well-grounded Benny Phillips, and the streetwise Theodore “Tode” Mall. As their paths cross, they grapple with the powerful themes of rum and a mother’s heartfelt prayer for her son. This classic Pansy book delivers a poignant temperance message wrapped in a compelling narrative. - Summary by TriciaG
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What If Christ Came to 19th Century America?
- By: Pansy
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Imagine a world where Christ didnt arrive in Israel 2000 years ago but instead came to North America at the close of the 19th Century. This thought-provoking story explores the implications of such an event, revealing how various members of society might respond to His presence. Follow the journey of David Holman, a young man facing physical challenges, as he navigates this reimagined landscape. Join us for a captivating narrative that challenges our perceptions of faith and society. Note The text source linked is missing the last four pages; these were recorded from a different text source.
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Sunshine Factory (Version 2)
- By: Pansy
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Sunshine Factory, penned under the pseudonym Pansy, is a delightful collection of Christian childrens stories that radiate warmth, joy, and inspiration. These charming tales emphasize the essential values of love, service, innocence, and unwavering faith in Christ. Designed to bring together children, parents, and family members, this collection gracefully intertwines the wisdom of the past with the hopes of the present, showcasing the journey of life filled with challenges and triumphs, laughter and tears. At its heart, it beautifully illustrates the vital role of sunshine factories in ...
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Wanted
- By: Pansy
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In Wanted, twenty-seven-year-old Rebecca Meredith grapples with feelings of isolation and rejection. After the devastating loss of her mother, brother, and beloved little sister, she is left adrift. Just when she thought she had found love, her partner unexpectedly marries someone else, leaving her heartbroken. To complicate matters further, her father introduces a new wife who tries to forge a bond with Rebecca, but instead, she feels more alienated than ever. Seeking a fresh start, she relocates to a new city, where she takes on the role of a nurse for the McKenzie family, caring for their ...
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What She Really Meant Two Short Stories by Pansy
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Dive into two thought-provoking short stories by Pansy. In What She Said and What She Meant, Mrs. Marks strives to distance herself from the destructive nature of gossip, yet her ambiguous words are twisted by others, threatening to tarnish lives and reputations. Meanwhile, People Who Havent Time and Cant Afford It follows Mrs. Leymon as she awakens to the urgent needs of the impoverished in her community. Determined to make a difference, she faces the challenge of rallying support from those who have both time and resources to contribute. (Summary by TriciaG)
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Tip Lewis and His Lamp
- By: Pansy
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Meet Tip Lewis, a cheeky and seemingly hopeless scamp whose life takes an unexpected turn. One Sunday, a visiting Sunday school teacher shares the inspiring story of her minister, who overcame challenging beginnings to follow God and never looked back. Motivated by this tale, Tip resolves to become someone great, just like the minister. Armed with a Bible—his guiding lamp—he embarks on a transformative journey that changes everything. (Introduction by TriciaG)
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Browning Boys
- By: Pansy
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In Browning Boys, twin brothers Aleck and Ben Browning face the challenge of helping their family during a tough financial crisis, all while navigating the complexities of being just eleven years old and having left school. As they seek guidance from various Bible verses, they grapple with the idea of faith and whether following God truly simplifies their struggles. Join them on a heartfelt journey that explores the intersection of childhood, faith, and family resilience. - Summary by TriciaG
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Stories and Pictures from the Life of Jesus
- By: Pansy
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Immerse yourself in twenty-four captivating short accounts from the life of Jesus, each lasting about two minutes. These narratives are primarily drawn directly from the Bible, offering minimal commentary and embellishment. Perfect for Sunday school lessons or Bible classes, these stories provide a poignant glimpse into the teachings and moments that shaped a profound legacy. - Summary by TriciaG
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