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Self-help and metaphysical writer Laura Cone shares nine short stories on INFJs in love with her High Priestess collection. What happens when an INFJ falls in love with an INTJ? Which MTBI personality is the best match for an INFJ romantic? Listen to find out more.

Every man dreams of falling in love. But sometimes when he has that dream too often and still has yet to find his love, that dream can become a nightmare, always haunting him. The only solution sometimes is to go off in pursuit of your dream, no matter how unlikely it seems that you will actually fulfill your dream. If you'd like to hear a clean romance story with a little adventure and mystery thrown in, this is it!

What is a Sub-Bohemian? A Sub-Bohemian is one who lives an unconventional lifestyle. He has artistic interests which drive his unconventionality. But, in our Superhero's case, his unconventionality is also driven by the necessity to avoid being crushed. Sub-Bohemian's are the smallest people in the world. Well, actually there is only one Sub-Bohemian, our Superhero. Introducing: Pavlik-Pavlik! The Sub-Bohemian! Our Superhero!

In their second year of wizard school, Epsilon Sigma Omicron keeps a log of the adventures of the Tensome. He calls it the Epsilogue. In this book, the Tensome spend more time trying to uncover what the people who were posing as Shmedley parents are up to. Are they up to no good as the principal and the head professor claim? Or could they just be hiding? What would they be hiding from? Gloria Songmeister Gloria discovers new modes of travel via her braids. Gregarious Billy James Gregshaw William Yllib the Vth is spookily silent for once.

In audiobook three of the Wizard Without a Wand series, Oscar Henry spends his summer trying to figure out how he can possibly earn enough money to return to Wizard School. His folks could have possibly figured out how to cope with either his enormity or his gentleness, one or the other. But they can’t figure out how to cope with both. That means they can’t help their son figure out how to cope with it, either. They had hoped Wizard School would help, but it hasn’t. So they send Oscar Henry out into the world to figure it out.

In the distant past, long before people populated the Earth, and before animals roamed the planet, something terrifying and cunning made its home in the vegetation covering the planet like a soft green blanket. Lying in wait for millions of years, this species continued to evolve, patiently crossing over and manipulating the genetic code of different species. And now, this perfect omniscient being, born from oblivion, has awakened and is ready to feed.

From the depths of depravity comes another human being - no different than you or I. Ron knows how to survive. But his world is about to change. Even though Ron's world is vastly different from yours and mine, you'll find yourself relating to him, plotting with him, and hoping for him. Every day Ronald sends that part of himself which is Ron out of the pit to collect money, news, and/or food. These are the only things of value in the pit. To keep the reality Ron encounters from disturbing Ronald, Ronald breathes in Dragon's Breath and if it's too much, he takes Dragon's Tears.

In this first title of the series, we meet this wizard without a wand - Shmedley Thrumbledack - and his closest friends in their first year at Wizard School. This Wizard School is so expensive that Shmedley's parents run out of money buying his supplies and don't have enough left over to buy him a wand.

From across the room, he noticed her elbow. As he traced the curve of her elbow with his eyes, he noticed something stenciled there. At this distance, he should not have been able to tell that that something was a flower. But he could, so he gave up reasoning for reality. His eye started tracing the lines of the flower. He was only vaguely aware that the flower was drawn on a woman's elbow some 20 yards away.

In Book 2 of The Wizard Without a Wand, Jenie Maloy tells us her version of what happened during her first year at Wizard School. Jenie Maloy is one of the Tensome - a group of ten kind students who somehow end up together in their dorm - Hotel Westly. Jenie doesn't want her parent to find about her friends, because every time they do, she quickly loses those friends. Jenie thinks she wants to hang the super-rich kids. She also wants to hang out with boys, several boys, enough boys to drive her parents nuts. But she finds that hanging with the Tensome is what she really wants to do.

During their third year of Wizard School, Leesha Fourthchild casts a spell. Actually, she casts several spells, but this one is particularly haunting. Leesha loses her boyfriend Shmedley Thrumbledack and gains him back. Shmedley plays a trick on the couple who were posing as his Parents. And the Tensome learns more about the movement of the Springboks, who Arlanda Florida the Principal is certain are up to no good. A bully becomes friends with Shmedley. Shmedley can be friends with almost anyone, so this is not that surprising. And Amanda Sunflower Triangulum also gains a friend.

Ribo Quadrilobe is a mystery where nobody dies. Ribo Quadrilobe is the quintessential robot. Ribo has no desire to become a human. He is an investigator pursuing the case of one Hannah H. Harvester. Hannah is a human doctor who has a super high percentage of patients who recover. Is Hannah violating the law which forbids her to use her religion and faith when practicing science? Will Ribo judge Hannah innocent or guilty? Will they fall in love?

Welcome to the 99 percent, where the game is the economy and most of us are losing, but at least we’re having fun… right? In 99 Signs You’re Not in the 1%, S.M. Torres, fellow 99 percenter, lays out the cold hard truth of how the struggle is real when it comes to money (or lack thereof) in our wallets. From affording rent to buying underwear in bulk, relish in the camaraderie that is the 99 percent life.

Author Laura Cone, an INFJ personality type, takes listeners through another game of Clue to understand the infamous INFJ door slam. When is the door slam a permanent move, and when does an INFJ girl leave the door slightly ajar for her King of Cups? Will Mrs. Peacock's affair with narcissist Mr. Green provoke an INFJ door slam?

Metaphysical writer Laura Cone, a journalist for more than 20 years, explains why INFJs often feel as though they have derealization disorder. How the inferior "sensing" function comes into play for the High Priestess of the tarot deck, who is skilled in the sexual arts. The INFJ underworld is an icy place as INFJs retreat from a world.

INFJ personality type and former journalist Laura Cone talks about the relevancy of The Rules for dating. With her latest INFJ dating satire, Laura explains why INFJ girls might be the last surviving "Rules Girls" to save the love-starved planet. When narcissists are stealing the hearts of innocent damsels, it makes sense to apply the wisdom of The Rules. Only love those who love you.

When a narcissist "love bombs" a target, it's the same as the wicked old witch who lures children with her house made of cake. Hansel and Gretel wake up from a blissful sleep in cozy beds only to face a twisted nightmare. With obvious sexual metaphors and symbols, it becomes apparent Hansel and Gretel are in a dissociate state experiencing serious abuse at the hands of a narcissist stepmother. Learn how love bombing keeps you in an altered state that creates a dangerous situation for yourself and others.

Author Laura Cone, an INFJ personality type, plays a game of "Clue" to determine which of the MBTI suspects is guilty of breaking the INFJ's heart. Who killed the INFJ girl with a dagger through the heart in the ballroom of the Tudor Mansion?

Jacob's hearing voices. Voices from the future. Voices claiming that he has the power to save the majority of Europe from a deadly virus. Are they part of his imagination or something far more fantastic?

Author Laura Cone, an INFJ personality type, opens the door to the Tudor Mansion to play MBTI game of Clue...Our INFJ girl has a crush on the King of Cups, a mysterious ESFJ visitor who pulls into the mansion's circular drive in his black Camaro. Professor Plum, an INTJ, plays the piano in the ballroom as Miss Scarlet, Mr. Green, and the others put together the clues about this electrifying INFJ-ESFJ crush.