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Note from Author: How Jesus Heals Horny is the audiobook I wish had been given to me when I was wandering around in New York City bars and porn theaters, searching for someone or something to make me stop hurting. I was a very promiscuous man. My friend Kevin summed it up well one day when he said, "Good Lord, Robert. I did the math, and I can safely say that only Rogaine has been on more men than you."

Melody has been laying low after a revealing photograph was published in a major magazine. The magazines were recalled and the photos pulled, but it was too late to recall them all. Ready to get back to work and get back to life, she hosts a wedding party for her friend Harmony and her groom, Bruce. She hopes he has a friend over six foot tall. Oscar owns a bar, enjoys women, and hates models. Then he meets Melody and all of the rules he established to protect him, get broken because he can't believe that she is willing to follow them.

Harmony Hernandez has spent a lot of time as a tall, voluptuous, single woman. Her job as a security guard requires her to be ready for anything. She wasn’t ready for Bruce. Bruce King retired form professional football and took a minor part in a movie as a means of finding a new life. What he finds is a feisty woman with a penchant for purple underwear and a body he could explore for a lifetime.