Showing results by author "Pansy" in All Categories
-
-
Mag and Margaret- A Story for Girls
- By: Pansy
- Original Recording
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Meet Little Mag Jessup, a resilient orphan girl toiling as a servant in Mrs. Perkins boarding house. With little education beyond her own curiosity, Mags life seems destined for monotony—until a chance encounter with a devotional book titled Little Pillows reveals her worth as a cherished child of God. As she navigates the trials of life and faces the disdain of the affluent Margaret, Mag discovers that they share more common ground than she ever imagined on her spiritual journey. (Introduction by TriciaG)
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to basket failed.
Please try again laterAdd to wishlist failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
-
-
-
Julia Ried: Listening and Led
- By: Isabella "Pansy" Alden
- Narrated by: Trisha Rose
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Continuing the charming tales of the Ried family, younger sister Julia now embarks on her own journey of overcoming temptation, making tough choices, and finding her way on the path to true faith and love. Facing exceptional and difficult situations with her family, Julia sets out at a young age to find ways to support herself and her ailing mother.
Preview -
Julia Ried: Listening and Led
- Narrated by: Trisha Rose
- Series: Ester Ried Series, Book 2
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 01-10-24
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to basket failed.
Please try again laterAdd to wishlist failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
£14.55 or free with trial. Auto-renews at £5.99/month after trial. See eligibility.
-
-
-
Menopausalgodzilla
- By: Jacqueline Pansy
- Narrated by: Jacqueline Pansy
- Length: 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
A humorous take on menopause for adults, blending raw honesty with laugh-out-loud moments. It's a relatable, lighthearted exploration of life after 40, offering quirky advice and resonating with listeners who've experienced "the change."
Preview -
Menopausalgodzilla
- Narrated by: Jacqueline Pansy
- Length: 43 mins
- Release date: 10-09-25
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to basket failed.
Please try again laterAdd to wishlist failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
£5.57 or free with trial. Auto-renews at £5.99/month after trial. See eligibility.
-
-
-
Dead Inside, But Functional
- A Guide to Barely Existing Without Losing Your Mind (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 1)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Li Haupt
- Length: 1 hr and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Life is exhausting. People expect enthusiasm, deep emotional connections, and basic human engagement. Annoying. But guess what? You don’t actually have to care—you just have to look like you do. This book is not about healing. It’s about perfecting the fine art of detachment while still participating in society just enough to avoid suspicion.
Preview -
Dead Inside, But Functional
- A Guide to Barely Existing Without Losing Your Mind (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 1)
- Narrated by: Li Haupt
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 1
- Length: 1 hr and 16 mins
- Release date: 10-07-25
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to basket failed.
Please try again laterAdd to wishlist failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
£7.18 or free with trial. Auto-renews at £5.99/month after trial. See eligibility.
-
-
-
So You Want to Date a Tech Bro?
- A Survival Guide to Red Flags, Startups, and Endless Talks About Crypto (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 13)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Li Haupt
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Congratulations! You’ve matched with a Tech Bro. Maybe he built a “disruptive” app that nobody asked for. Maybe he describes himself as an “entrepreneur” but lives with four roommates. Maybe he just pitched you a startup idea during your first date. Either way, welcome to the rollercoaster ride that is dating a man who thinks “Web3” is a personality. This hilariously brutal field guide will help you navigate, survive, and ultimately regret your decision to date a man whose primary relationship is with his second monitor.
Preview -
So You Want to Date a Tech Bro?
- A Survival Guide to Red Flags, Startups, and Endless Talks About Crypto (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 13)
- Narrated by: Li Haupt
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 13
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
- Release date: 08-07-25
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to basket failed.
Please try again laterAdd to wishlist failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
£7.63 or free with trial. Auto-renews at £5.99/month after trial. See eligibility.
-
-
-
What Am I Even Doing? (No Seriously, Someone Tell Me)
- A Deep Dive into the Void of Uncertainty (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 20)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Ivy E Hensley
- Length: 1 hr and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
From the deeply unqualified mind behind every bad decision you’ve ever made comes "What Am I Even Doing? (No Seriously, Someone Tell Me)," a deeply unhelpful guide to overanalyzing your entire existence, making terrible impulse purchases, and aggressively avoiding reality. In this book, you’ll find zero useful advice, but you WILL find an emotional breakdown disguised as a shopping spree—because spending $500 on throw pillows is easier than going to therapy.
Preview -
What Am I Even Doing? (No Seriously, Someone Tell Me)
- A Deep Dive into the Void of Uncertainty (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 20)
- Narrated by: Ivy E Hensley
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 20
- Length: 1 hr and 8 mins
- Release date: 08-07-25
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to basket failed.
Please try again laterAdd to wishlist failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
£7.63 or free with trial. Auto-renews at £5.99/month after trial. See eligibility.
-
-
-
Everything Is Fine (Unless It’s Not, in Which Case, Panic)
- A Survival Guide for People Who Overthink Breathing (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 4)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Jon Gerten
- Length: 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
This is not a self-help book. This is a validation of your deeply chaotic existence—a hilarious, biting, and painfully relatable deep dive into the spirals, overthinking, and worst-case-scenario fantasies that come with having a brain that refuses to chill.
Preview -
Everything Is Fine (Unless It’s Not, in Which Case, Panic)
- A Survival Guide for People Who Overthink Breathing (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 4)
- Narrated by: Jon Gerten
- Length: 56 mins
- Release date: 18-06-25
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to basket failed.
Please try again laterAdd to wishlist failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
£6.39 or free with trial. Auto-renews at £5.99/month after trial. See eligibility.
-
-
-
Wise and Otherwise
- The Ester Ried Series, Book 4
- By: Isabella "Pansy" Alden
- Narrated by: Trisha Rose
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
The fourth book in the Esther Reid series, Wise and Otherwise deepens the spiritual and relational threads among familiar characters. When Dell Bronson comes to stay with Abbie, their time together is soon shaped by the arrival of a new pastor—one whose past intersects painfully with Dell’s.
Preview -
Wise and Otherwise
- The Ester Ried Series, Book 4
- Narrated by: Trisha Rose
- Series: Ester Ried Series, Book 4
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 10-06-25
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to basket failed.
Please try again laterAdd to wishlist failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
£14.82 or free with trial. Auto-renews at £5.99/month after trial. See eligibility.
-
-
-
I Can Save Her: The Unauthorized Guide to Misreading Trauma as Flirtation
- Ruin Your Life Now, Book 24
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Glen Haupt
- Length: 33 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
I Can Save Her: The Unauthorized Guide to Misreading Trauma as Flirtation is a brutally honest, darkly hilarious exposé of every man who thought “she’s been through a lot” meant “I have a chance.”
Preview -
I Can Save Her: The Unauthorized Guide to Misreading Trauma as Flirtation
- Ruin Your Life Now, Book 24
- Narrated by: Glen Haupt
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 24
- Length: 33 mins
- Release date: 05-06-25
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to basket failed.
Please try again laterAdd to wishlist failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
£5.57 or free with trial. Auto-renews at £5.99/month after trial. See eligibility.
-
-
-
I Can Fix Him
- But First Let Me Break Myself Completely: A Guide to Dating Human Dumpster Fires with Confidence (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 23)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Li Haupt
- Length: 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
I Can Fix Him (But First Let Me Break Myself Completely) is the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud survival guide for every woman who has ever tried to date a human red flag and call it a healing journey. This isn't your typical relationship advice book. It’s a full-blown exorcism of the Savior Complex, delivered with biting wit, surgical sarcasm, and the clarity that only comes after crying in your car for the fifth time this month.
Preview -
I Can Fix Him
- But First Let Me Break Myself Completely: A Guide to Dating Human Dumpster Fires with Confidence (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 23)
- Narrated by: Li Haupt
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 23
- Length: 42 mins
- Release date: 04-06-25
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to basket failed.
Please try again laterAdd to wishlist failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
£5.57 or free with trial. Auto-renews at £5.99/month after trial. See eligibility.
-
-
-
-
You Don’t Need a Life Coach, You Need a Lobotomy: A Brutally Honest Guide to Fixing Your Pathetic Existence
- Ruin Your Life Now, Book 25
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
This book won't change your life—because you're the only one who can do that, and let's be honest, you probably won't. But it will make you laugh, cringe in recognition, and maybe—just maybe—inspire you to stop blaming the universe for your problems and start making actual changes.
Preview -
You Don’t Need a Life Coach, You Need a Lobotomy: A Brutally Honest Guide to Fixing Your Pathetic Existence
- Ruin Your Life Now, Book 25
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 25
- Length: 1 hr and 23 mins
- Release date: 29-05-25
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to basket failed.
Please try again laterAdd to wishlist failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
£7.18 or free with trial. Auto-renews at £5.99/month after trial. See eligibility.
-
-
-
Insomnia Relief Book
- Heal The Root Not The Symptoms
- By: Pansy Worthy
- Narrated by: Katie Houle
- Length: 2 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Insomnia is a common sleep disorder that affects millions of people worldwide. It is characterized by difficulty falling asleep, staying asleep, or getting restful sleep. Insomnia can significantly impact a person's overall health and well-being, leading to fatigue, irritability, and difficulty concentrating. This comprehensive guide will explore the causes, the different types of insomnia, and the various treatments available to help manage and overcome this disruptive condition.
Preview -
Insomnia Relief Book
- Heal The Root Not The Symptoms
- Narrated by: Katie Houle
- Length: 2 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 27-05-25
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to basket failed.
Please try again laterAdd to wishlist failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
£9.91 or free with trial. Auto-renews at £5.99/month after trial. See eligibility.
-
-
-
The Bullsh!t Artist’s Handbook - How to Dominate Conversations with Zero Expertise: A Masterclass in Talking Your Way to the Top Without Knowing a Damn Thing
- Ruin Your Life Now
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
If you’ve ever found yourself in a conversation thinking, “I have no idea what I’m talking about”—this book is your salvation. In The Bullsht Artist’s Handbook*, self-proclaimed overthinker and professional nonsense generator Dicholas Chad Pansy offers a brutally honest, wildly practical guide to dominating conversations, debates, meetings, and social events with zero actual knowledge. No degrees, facts, or preparation required—just the audacity to sound like you know what you’re doing.
Preview -
The Bullsh!t Artist’s Handbook - How to Dominate Conversations with Zero Expertise: A Masterclass in Talking Your Way to the Top Without Knowing a Damn Thing
- Ruin Your Life Now
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 21
- Length: 1 hr and 21 mins
- Release date: 08-04-25
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to basket failed.
Please try again laterAdd to wishlist failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
£7.63 or free with trial. Auto-renews at £5.99/month after trial. See eligibility.
-
-
-
Ruin Your Life Now
- How to Use the Power of Affirmations to Destroy Your Life
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Packed with toxic affirmations, unnecessary rants, and advice so bad it circles back to genius, Ruin Your Life Now is like a car crash you can’t stop watching—except the car is your life and you’re the one behind the wheel, blindfolded.
Preview -
Ruin Your Life Now
- How to Use the Power of Affirmations to Destroy Your Life
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 22
- Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
- Release date: 08-04-25
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to basket failed.
Please try again laterAdd to wishlist failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
£7.63 or free with trial. Auto-renews at £5.99/month after trial. See eligibility.
-
-
-
Maybe I'm the Problem?: How to Second-Guess Yourself into Oblivion and Still Have Time for a Nap
- Ruin Your Life Now
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Are you tired of being emotionally stable? Do you wish you could turn every minor interaction into a full-blown existential crisis? Look no further than Maybe I'm the Problem? – the ultimate guide to professional self-gaslighting and strategic overthinking. From the brilliantly neurotic mind of Dicholas Chad Pansy comes a self-help book that will definitely not help you at all. Inside, you’ll learn essential skills like: Turning a simple "Hey" text into a three-day analysis of your entire life. Convincing yourself that your perfectly fine presentation was actually a career-ending disaster.
Preview -
Maybe I'm the Problem?: How to Second-Guess Yourself into Oblivion and Still Have Time for a Nap
- Ruin Your Life Now
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 11
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
- Release date: 07-04-25
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to basket failed.
Please try again laterAdd to wishlist failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
£8.25 or free with trial. Auto-renews at £5.99/month after trial. See eligibility.
-
-
-
Stoicism for the Hopeless: How to Emotionally Flatline Your Way Through Life
- Ruin Your Life Now, Book 16
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
This is not a self-help book. This is a self-detachment book. If you’re ready to become an unshakable force of calm indifference, to stop letting life stress you out, and to fully embrace the Stoic art of not giving a single damn, this is the book for you.
Preview -
Stoicism for the Hopeless: How to Emotionally Flatline Your Way Through Life
- Ruin Your Life Now, Book 16
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 16
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
- Release date: 07-04-25
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to basket failed.
Please try again laterAdd to wishlist failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
£7.63 or free with trial. Auto-renews at £5.99/month after trial. See eligibility.
-
-
-
Love Me, But from Over There
- A Guide to Keeping People at Arm’s Length (Or Preferably, in Another Time Zone) (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 9)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
ATTENTION, WALKING RED FLAG: Do you panic when someone texts, “I miss you”? Have you ghosted someone while still liking all their Instagram posts? Does the idea of an actual healthy relationship make you want to jump out of a moving vehicle? CONGRATULATIONS. YOU MAY BE ENTIRELY INCAPABLE OF LOVE. But don’t worry—this book is not here to fix you. Instead, it will celebrate your terrible dating habits with: A step-by-step guide to self-sabotaging any relationship before it gets serious. The “Should I Text Them Back?” flowchart (spoiler: you won’t).
Preview -
Love Me, But from Over There
- A Guide to Keeping People at Arm’s Length (Or Preferably, in Another Time Zone) (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 9)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 9
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
- Release date: 04-04-25
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to basket failed.
Please try again laterAdd to wishlist failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
£7.63 or free with trial. Auto-renews at £5.99/month after trial. See eligibility.
-
-
-
I Feel That
- How to Absorb Other People’s Problems Like a Human Sponge and Regret It Immediately (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 3)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
From the chaotically overwhelmed mind of bestselling author Dicholas Chad Pansy comes the first-ever survival guide for empaths who have absolutely no idea how to stop absorbing other people’s problems like an unpaid emotional support sponge.
Preview -
I Feel That
- How to Absorb Other People’s Problems Like a Human Sponge and Regret It Immediately (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 3)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 3
- Length: 1 hr and 21 mins
- Release date: 01-04-25
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to basket failed.
Please try again laterAdd to wishlist failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
£7.63 or free with trial. Auto-renews at £5.99/month after trial. See eligibility.
-
-
-
The Older Brother
- By: Isabella Pansy Alden
- Narrated by: Jake Clifty
- Length: 2 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Immerse yourself in the timeless tale of sacrifice and love with Isabella Alden's The Older Brother. Set in the late 19th century, this heartwarming story follows Lawrence Hammond, a young man who, after his father's death, takes on the responsibility of caring for his family.
Preview -
The Older Brother
- Narrated by: Jake Clifty
- Length: 2 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 27-02-25
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to basket failed.
Please try again laterAdd to wishlist failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
£8.52 or free with trial. Auto-renews at £5.99/month after trial. See eligibility.
-
-
-
The King's Daughter
- By: Isabella "Pansy" Alden
- Narrated by: Trisha Rose
- Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Dell Bronson arrives in Lewiston unsure of what awaits her, but with a strong sense of her identity and of her duty to help her estranged father. However, as she finds herself at great odds with her father, his alcoholism, and the town’s stubborn refusal to give up their ways, she begins to question her mission. It is then that she must remember who her true Father is and how to live out of obedience, rather than understanding, as she awaits God’s plan for her life and for this seemingly hopeless town.
Preview -
The King's Daughter
- Narrated by: Trisha Rose
- Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 11-02-25
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to basket failed.
Please try again laterAdd to wishlist failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
£13.72 or free with trial. Auto-renews at £5.99/month after trial. See eligibility.
-