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Self-professed anthropologist Alfie has just taken a dream job as curator of a castle in the remote Romanian countryside. Soon, he soon learns that his employers are a trio of sex-starved vampire chicks. Day after day, Alfie finds himself being used for more than his mail-order degree and decides its time to resign. However, his psychotic employers are not keen on losing their stud and his exit is not going to be amicable. This bizarro erotic horror tale is filled with steamy encounters, intense gore and a loads of pure insanity.

Tiptoe into the magic of Christmas Eve with a crew of mischievous (yet merry!) mice who have a secret plan—to sneak into Santa’s kitchen for a midnight feast!

In the quiet corridors of suburbia, where manicured lawns whispered tales of ordinary lives, I stood on the precipice of my own unraveling. Our house, a carefully curated sanctuary of domestic bliss, hid the storms brewing within its walls—the storms that gave no warning, the flip of a switch, the great awakening. Whatever you want to call it, it doesn’t matter. They will say I lost it. That the pressures of motherhood was too much for me. No, I haven’t lost anything; I have found exactly what I have been looking for—her. My sweet, sweet, insanity.

In this book, we’ll explore some of the most common, curious, and downright delightful behaviours animals display—especially the ones that might make you stop and go, “Wait… what?!”

A true-born Southern belle, Fenna has been living under her father's thumb in their Montana estate home since birth. After a brief escape over the summer with her best friend, Delthilia Hale, she timidly returns home, hoping that her father will forgive her for her sudden absence. Instead, she's ordered to marry a man of her father's choosing by the end of the week or she forfeits her mother's life.

This isn’t just another set of feel-good affirmations. Daily Affirmations for Confidence and Clarity is a guided journey inward—designed to help you remember your worth, trust your voice, and move forward with calm, grounded certainty.

Transform your life with "A Busy Woman’s Guide to Decluttering: Creating Space for What Really Matters." This empowering and practical handbook is designed specifically for women who feel overwhelmed by clutter in their homes and lives. Discover simple yet effective strategies to declutter your physical space, mental load, and emotional attachments.

Step into a world of wonder with Ella and her most unusual best friend, Barnaby, a badger fluffier than any you've ever imagined! Join this delightful duo as they explore the magic in everyday moments, from discovering secret midnight feasts and building the coziest rainy-day dens, to solving the mystery of missing acorns and even trying to teach a badger how to fly! Each enchanting chapter is filled with heartwarming discoveries, gentle adventures, and the unforgettable bond between a girl and her fluffy companion.

What if the first words you hear in the morning could shape the entire course of your day? Morning Affirmations for a Powerful Start is your daily audio companion for rising with clarity, confidence, and calm. Whether you're heading into a high-stress job, navigating personal growth, or simply craving more balance in your life—this guided affirmation series helps you wake up aligned with your highest self. Do you struggle with self-doubt or scattered thoughts in the morning? Wish you had a simple routine to ground you before the chaos begins?

What if your morning routine could rewire your mindset for success, joy, and peace—before you even leave your bed? You don’t need a perfect life to start your day empowered. You just need the right words. Positive Morning Affirmations for Success and Joy is your guided reset—a collection of 10 spoken affirmation tracks designed to help you wake up grounded, motivated, and ready to align with your best self. Do you struggle to feel positive when the day starts? Does your mind race with stress before your feet hit the floor?